Stolen from The Dan Le Batard Show with Stugotz on ESPN radio, this game is a bit addictive. Just pick an athlete or a celebrity and in a comedic way, come up with what they might look like at first glance. Something I found adds an element to the comedy is reading each “looks like” to the tune of Jim Brockmire’s voice. If you need help in understanding what that sounds like, well here ya go!
Here’s my new round of Looks Likes.
Joe Burrow looks like the bully from every 80s high school movie whom after embarrassing the protagonist in front of the entire school, pulls up in his daddy’s Mercedes-Benz and takes said protagonist’s love interest to the mall for some hot pretzels and shopping!
Ken Jennings looks like he’s inviting you in for coffee, but you’ll really end up under his floorboards.
Tyson Fury looks like he’s been cast to play Shrek in the off-broadway production of Shrek: The Musical. And he may have already spent his earnings on a neon green Ferrari.
Dirk Koetter looks like the accountant that’s been skimming off the top of your earnings, and when confronted with this, just smiles and shrugs his shoulders before saying “dahhh it’s only in my nature, guy!”
Mike Francesa looks like he comes home from a hard day’s work as a librarian to crack open a Budweiser and listen to the game on his Walkman even though he owns a 52-inch flat screen.
Axl Rose and Mickey Rourke look your aunt and her partner who will buy you and your friends all the beer in the world, as long as nobody’s driving.
That’s all I got for today. Special shout out to my “writing staff,” Kayla, Noelle and Tommy for their support and for helping to add some more depth to these. Good lookin’ out fam!
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